Sweden became NATO’s newest member on Thursday (7 March 2024), upon depositing its instrument of accession to the North Atlantic Treaty with the Government of the United States in Washington DC. With Sweden’s accession, NATO now counts 32 countries among its members.
The Swedes are apparently so excited that they’re celebrating in the streets! And by celebrating I mean shortening the usual 2 meter personal space to a mere 1.5 meters to politely confirm that this is indeed an interesting development.
The confirmations are distributed via curt single nods, with no words spoken since that’d be small talk.
Jesus Christ, this Dionysian orgy of ecstatic jubilation must be called to a halt, it’s transgressing all mores,
In the distance, a Finn watches the inappropriate closeness and exuberance of the Swedes with disdain.