Xanax

take the game pill

make your own video game

add whatever item you could possibly conceive of to it

get it irl

guys i broke the game pill

The easiest way to cheat is to develop a Twine VN where a pill has all of these abilities and use the game pill to bring that super pill into real life.

Even without that, the game pill is super OP since you can bring a game object once every 7 weeks. Just going off of games I’ve played before.

1. You can instantly restore your health through consumables.

2. You can be underwater without drowning.

3. You can teleport other people and teleport yourself.

4. You can charm people.

5. You can enslave animals using spherical orbs.

6. You can massively boost your attributes by eating food.

7. You can use telekinesis.

8. You can become invisible.

9. You can instantly put people to sleep or wake them up.

10. You can see perfectly at night.

11. You can change your body to match the gender you want.

12. You can resurrect people from the dead.

13. You can be resurrected from the dead with your health completely restored.

14. You can stop time.

15. You can fly and shoot fireballs.

16. You can touch fire or lava without being hurt.

17. You can carry around a near infinite number of items with you.

18. You can open every locked door.

The pills were poorly thought out lol

Choose Game Pill, use existing game dev skills to create whatever object I want, achieve FALGSC within a month

You’re welcome comrades

You have no idea how absurdly overpowered the gamer pill is.

There’s a fucking Death Note videogame for crying out loud, not even touching on all the other wild shit out there. Like not even touching on Armoredthirteen’s comment below GameDeving your way to godhood, there’s just way too much game IP out there that does pretty much exactly that.

creature pill comes in a close second with it’s bonus completely due to the fact you get to bioengineer possibly the perfect organism or bioengineer an organism that can take traits from other existing organisms by consuming them. In otherwords, Tyranids but earthbound.

If we exclude the broken pills and look at whats left, I think I’d choose the focus pill with its bonus to become the perfect communist revolutionary and spend the rest of my life calling everyone else liberals for I have become the one true communist! Also just having an easier time learning new stuff and having a better memory is just nice in general, hopefully it also counters any kind of neurodegenerative diseases because those really fucking suck.

Creature Pill

This is furry bait

I’ll take the Gamepill and then create a cheapo asset flip game where i have a pill that will give me any power i want and take that out of that game.

Focus and Nocturnal pills.

I add them all to a game and then use the game pill to wish for more wishes

Game pill for the Portal gun, and Jumper pill so I don’t go splat after I mis-jump.

Focus

Just focus. I can’t concentrate or focus to save my fucking life.

Xanax, you never said it had to be one of the pills pictured.

You nerds are gonna be doing shit I’m gonna be snoozing and listening to Elliot Smith.

Mimic + Wilds

i’ll become a disney princess so help me god

Game pill and wilds pill. I will summon Harry’s impeccable wardrobe one item at a time, and live as real life Hobocop.

I appreciate that somebody else is cyoa-pilled.

I pick the Wilds Pill and the Mimic Pill.

I’ll live alone away from society and do voice work occasionally.