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Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.
I choked
“What do you have on under the kilt”?
… Shitty Antiques.
Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.
don’t judge, we all have hobbies
You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He’ll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.
Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I’d ever wanted to.
Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment
Two words:
Ass
Pennies
Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.
There’s often a tradeoff between what’s fun and what’s healthy!