by your own admission.

You stalked my profile. I am also Czech…

For communication with 'muricans, particularly those with regressivist tendencies,

The purpose of language is to communicate, yeah if they mean different things to every other person on this site why not just not use the words?

Then again, I’d rather talk to a literal snail. It’d be more intellectually engaging.

So the answer to 4 is you enjoy it.