I can fix her
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.
I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.
I’m definitely biased because I love the language, but I think Go is a good place to start. The authors talk about the language design more than I’ve seen for other languages. The Go blog occasionally has posts like that but Russ Cox’s blog is the place to go for the gnarly details. Another good place is the proposals repo, e.g. the generics proposal. I also browse issues on GitHub and look for ones with interesting discussions.
including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.
Syntax is mostly irrelevant as far as what is possible with a language, but it is a critical aspect of how easy/hard it is to use a language, and most critically how easy/hard it is to read code written in that language. IMO the only thing that’s more important than readability is whether the code works as intended.
Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!
git checkout -b fix/her
If the service is free you are the product. That’s why I pay my girlfriend
Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
Does your girlfriend pay you too?
😮
Am I the product?
Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show
People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:
Hiiu~~
It’s me AI-uuu-Chan!
I’m so sawwd, I don’t know weeeuh abwout u!
Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)
Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…
AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.
Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?
I can fix her :P
You wouldn’t download a girlfriend.
… wait, yes, yes you would.
I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program
I’ve seen like 5 posts about “AI BF/GF” today and it never ceases to surprise me how fucking easy it is to dupe people with these products, like holy shit humanity is fucked.
I’m always waiting for another ethical disaster trend to end but everybody is always in line for Mr Bonez Wild Ride.
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It’s a very nuanced situation, but the people being sold these products and buying them are expecting a sentient robot lover. They’re getting another shitty chatbot that inevitably fails to meet bare minimum companionship standards such as not berating you.
There currently exists no ethical use of LLM AI. Your comment can be construed as defence of malicious people and actions.
I’ve never met anyone who uses them, but I’m also not sure people actually think it’s sentient. I’m sure some do, but I’d assume the vast majority are just looking to have a conversation, and they don’t care if it’s with a person or a (pretty good) chat bot.
Also, there is a way to use it ethically. As the post mentions, run it locally and know what you’re doing with it. I don’t see any issues if you’re aware of what it is, just as I don’t see any issue using auto-correct or any other technology. We don’t need to go full Butlerian (yet).
Really? You don’t think anyone that uses these don’t think they are sentient?
Sure it’s not like the people designing these are prone to make-believing the AI for sentient too, right?
You are coming at this from your perspective which knows them to not be real. That’s not gonna be how the average moron thinks and there is more of them than you think. And they absolutely believe their is a tiny sentient brain somewhere in there that is alive. I’m all for people doing what makes them happy but also this is a loneliness confirming hole to get trapped in and absolutely opens doors to influence people through their imaginary friends that they think they can trust.
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If all you need is a one sided conversation designed to make you feel better, LLM’s are great at concocting such “pep talks”. For some, that just might be enough to male it believable. The Turing test was cracked years ago, only now do we have access to things that can do that for free*.
Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.
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With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.
Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed
I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.
If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.
Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!
But do they sell it to third parties?
My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.
I have heard they share it freely.
It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange
Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?
Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests…
That’s a pull-out request, and you’re obliged to honor it.
can i selfhost an ai girlfriend in my pi3
She will take care of ads and malware. :)
She always carries protection
Don’t stick it in the pi hole without protection, you don’t want to catch a virus
The usb-c port is too small
Maybe for you, but nothings too small for me!
I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
What’s a switch wig?
A hairy network issue!
The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.
Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.
Ha, like “real girlfriend” is a thing.
Happy valentine’s day, everyone!
what the fuck is an ai girlfriend
(for demonstration purposes only, please don’t think I’m like this)
Too late! That was too good to be your first go.
Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.
Wtf is up with the W’s?
Its part of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu
Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.
I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w’s instead of R’s?
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“Fetishized” is a very strong word, and I’d also hesitate to call a speech impediment “baby talk” – I’ve met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don’t know better
Says the furry :)
Aren’t you from a furry instance lol
I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.
I got you. UwU speech on Wiktionary
I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.
I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism
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Block me harder daddy :3
