About a year ago, I went to a long time best friend’s wedding. We did a LOT of shit together. We were a debate power duo, we did our comp sci shit together, lunch, everything. When his wedding came, I cried because he really deserved someone this good. The moment that sealed it for me was I was outside smoking when I had the genius idea to ask the DJ to play Darude - Sandstorm. However, before I’m done smoking my cig (I smoke like a line cook, 3 minutes a cig) I see his new wife walk up to the DJ and ask him to play Sandstorm before I even had the chance. That was the moment I knew my boy was in great hands

Anita ruined video games forever, you literally can’t play them now if you’re white

ah yes, brutal dictators killing the statue of liberty… the only good american symbol

yep, no shilling here