A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
That’s not what Methodist means.
That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
But they don’t have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It’s right there in the name!
Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
Rectory? Damn near killory!
Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
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taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
You rang?
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
Prison rectory.
It’s what god wanted.
He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
Should have stuck to selling holy water
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I misread something much worse…
How were the profits?
