Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

“im gayer so im the final boss pin me to beat me”

I just read the top part so I thought the worst thing to say was “We may earn commission from links on this page”.

“I’m the best at beach. I’ll beach off everyone guy here just to prove it.”

“Prove it.”

Exactly. The correct term would be, “more gay”. Probably.

competitive gaying implies the existence of casual unranked gaying

“You still owe me 20€”

Who would someone actually believe this is something you should never say? Plenty of relationships and situations would allow a joke like that. If the person feels shame about being gay, it can break the tension. If the person says it matter of factly, if the relationship involves enough playful ribbing, if the group was already super queer, it would be fine.

Coming out doesn’t need to be a super serious moment, especially since you usually need to come out on multiple occasions to different people. It’s tiring to never have fun.