Woah there, brotha. You want some dip for that chip on your shoulder?

I was at the gym, lifting, to get as big as I could for one purpose: bullying the fatties.

I wasn’t in school anymore by then, but I don’t think it would have mattered. The schools I went to still continued to have their snack bar and vending machines. All the cafeteria food is still garbage from Sysco. Plus, my mom or myself always packed my own lunch. Michelle would have had to pry my Butterfinger from my cold dead hands, personally.

I reminder the south park episode with cartman vs fatty boo boo and with James Cameron saving the USA by bring up the bar from the bottom of the ocean. Looks he need to go deep again sooner.

My god that was 11 years ago…

I graduated before that. They used to have these milkshakes in my high school. They’re discontinued now.