The industrial dog complex ™ got a secret, dogs are made in factory puppy mills, it’s creating inbred doggos and puppers who cant see or breath good. When big dog ™ has unwanted puppers they either kill them or make it the problem of animal shelters. Dogs are a commodity, an item to be sold, we made a whole bunch of different breeds by making brother and sister dogs have seggs with each other and we use them to fight, hunt, and kill other animals and people. Now I don’t know what place dogs should have in society, but we could do better folks. Google, how do I seize the means of dog production?
You just need “Make Your Own Dog 1.0” software, a swimming pool and some DNA.
It’ll be a bad dog though, due to making a mental link with some members of your family.