Nope not getting doxxed today 👍
Haha, that’s wild.
Hey, what about your pets name and your mother’s maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn’t that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else’s answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
And just really quick. Who’s your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent 😇😇😇
I’ve been on the internet long enough with the same name that I’m sure you could find me if you wanted.
I’ll be under the name Monkey Long.
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
Oh, dip!
Wonkey Bong.
Fuck yes.
Better than my Sonkey Bong
Monkey Bong … It’s so me
Same
What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?
Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?
We’re all DK
If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises
Bonkey Bong. Good shit.
Damn dude you need a club that’s a great name
Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.
Donkey Cong lol… DC. Not very inventive.
Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.
Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho
I’m Monkey Song. I’ll join your band.
Fuck yeah let’s go !
Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don’t have.
Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.
No clue what a “Ronkey Bong” might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you’re trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.
Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that’s held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because “I’ve had it since college, it was my first”.
There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.
Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.
I’m currently crying laughing at “Mohammed Wang,” just wanted you to know that. I think that’s gonna be added to the “fake names I go by sometimes” list along with Rusty Shackleford and a few others I’ll neglect to disclose here.
Bonkey Mong … I dunno about this one.
Tonkey Bong
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