jack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoMAGA lunatic beheads own father for being a federal employeewww.phillyburbs.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down11cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1138arrow-down1external-linkMAGA lunatic beheads own father for being a federal employeewww.phillyburbs.comjack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square118fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·9 months agoThis is why i don’t have kids
minus-squareHeavenAndEarth [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 months agoDon’t worry, it’s not likely that your potential children will behead you
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·9 months agoGotta appreciate the hustle and grindset on display though. It’s getting harder and harder to get a head in this economy.
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·9 months agoIt’s about a million times more likely your kid will take care of you in your old age than behead you
minus-squareanonochronomus [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 months agoYa never know…
minus-squarezed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoYou could be crushed by a falling anvil every time you walk outside. Basing your life decisions off of things with basically no chance of happening (one in 300 million) is irrational and will stunt your life
minus-squarevoight [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoYou can rule out a number of the factors present in this case
This is why i don’t have kids
Don’t worry, it’s not likely that your potential children will behead you
Gotta appreciate the hustle and grindset on display though. It’s getting harder and harder to get a head in this economy.
It’s about a million times more likely your kid will take care of you in your old age than behead you
Ya never know…
You could be crushed by a falling anvil every time you walk outside. Basing your life decisions off of things with basically no chance of happening (one in 300 million) is irrational and will stunt your life
You can rule out a number of the factors present in this case