• Saneless@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If God and Satan each held out a hand and said “come with me, I’ll keep you safe and totally won’t kill you”

    I’m going with Satan. Way better odds

    • Oderus@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I’ll always think of Jim Jefferies on this topic.

      The bible, that’s god book, as far as I know the devil hasn’t brought out a book yet, haven’t heard his side of the argument. God’s just writing shit about him, and the devil’s being the bigger man and saying I’m not even going to comment, talking shit about me like that.

    • lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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      1 year ago

      …but then it turns out God created a false image of Satan to trick you, so now you’ve gone with God and you’ve pissed him off.