I know politics can be a very contentious topic, so why don’t we try and lighten the mood a bit?
The Hamburglar. I find his platform of a burger taxes to be pretty compelling. Also the fact he’s honest about his intentions to steal burgers goes a long way in demonstrating he isn’t like other politicians.
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Blahaj the cutest shonk president the world will ever see.
I’m betting big that the voters will suffer a massive defeat
I’d bet my left nut on that
Double or nothing?
It’s finally time for Vermin Supreme to reign supreme. Ponies for everyone is what this nation needs.
The American people.
The only candidate that can save us from Nixon’s new robot body.
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High guy? I think this is his year.
Would legit love seeing someone like that in the presidency. Someone who is 100% ‘Fuck the corporations’.
Mitt Romney?
Bernie sanders
Obama
Nah my bet is on Barry Bama who looks curiously like Obama but with a mustache and glasses on.
We all will, by having a worthy president.
Hunter Biden’s laptop
the “ancient aliens” guy
Chris Christie. Mike Pence will be a close second though.
Bridgegate alone should disqualify Christie from ever holding office.
Putin
You think he’d be re-elected?