• Shurimal
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    Prime example that for a publicly traded company the people buying the products are not customers for whom to create value, but a resource to extract value from.

    Shareholders are the real customers for whom they create value.

    • @maness300@lemmy.world
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      105 months ago

      The entire point of maximizing profit is charging the most while expending the least.

      It’s a game of seeing how low people’s standards are and trying to lower them even further.

      As customers, the secret is to have higher standards. Unfortunately, this generation prides itself on avoiding conflict at all costs so they just take it up the ass and beg for more.

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    385 months ago

    The first thing they teach you in CEO school is to churn out terrible products with DRM subscription refills where the DRM doesn’t survive more than an hour. That’s why we CEOs all have Juiceros, HP printers, and children who respect us.

  • SeaJ
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    355 months ago

    Exhibit B on CEOs not being worth the obscene money they make. This dude made $20 million in 2022.

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    And consumers not being able to choose which ink they purchase makes HP printers a bad investment. It goes both ways. It was nice of them to admit what lengths they’ll go to to force us to use their proprietary ink cartridges though.

    • @NightAuthor@lemmy.world
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      15 months ago

      I think printer purchasers are an “investment” to the company because they are a loss leader (or close to it)…. Low to no margin to pull you into the shitty ecosystem.

  • @perviouslyiner@lemmy.world
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    What investment are they making in customers? Are they selling something at a loss? Should the FTC BoC ask what exactly they mean here?

    • @abhibeckert@lemmy.world
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      You say that like it’s a bad thing?

      When I buy a jar of peanut butter, if I have a good experience eating it I’m going to buy that brand again. “Investing” in your customers is business speak for making sure your customers have a good experience.

      The disconnect here is HP doesn’t seem themselves as being in the “printer” business. They see themselves as being in the ink/paper/repairs business… and they advertise their printers as costing 8.6 cents per page. If you’re happy to pay that much, then I’d argue HP probably is a good choice.

      Personally I use a basic Brother laser printer, with cheap paper and cheap toner it comes in at around 1 cent per page. When I need higher quality, I get it printed by a professional printer - those cost quite a bit more than HP’s pricing but I don’t do it often and it’s much higher quality than any (affordable) HP printer.

      • @mindlight@lemm.ee
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        45 months ago

        Investing in customers is not necessarily the same as customers being investments.

        I would argue that HP made bad investments in their customers and their customers not being bad investments.

  • @Pohl@lemmy.world
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    185 months ago

    Investments? Do customers cost you money? That’s now how any of this is supposed to work. I’m not sure the CEO of HP knows anything about business. Dude, the customers are supposed to give YOU the money.

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      I mean, yeah. Cost of acquisition is a thing. I’m hardly an exec, but basically it’s amortizing total cost of acquisition efforts over net new subs.

      In no way do I intend to defend the shitshow that is HP. Just pointing out it’s a valid metric.

  • MudMan
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    I wonder when someone will come up with a hipstery, fancy-looking printer that sells on the basis of “we don’t give a crap about all that, here’s a bag of ink refills, just pay us more up-front”.

    All the tech startups are out there trying to get you into a subscription, I think we’re getting to the point where this is annoying enough that you could sell very expensive, fashionable small-run hardware to people on the basis of not being this.

    • @Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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      They’re called laser printers. Ink is for idiots, especially if you only print once in a while.

    • @assembly@lemmy.world
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      115 months ago

      I’ve been told that this is Brother Printers but I don’t own one as I no longer need a printer. Not sure how accurate but quite a few folk claim Brother is the last bastion of just buying and using a printer with whatever ink you put through it.

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        I have a Brother laser printer. I print a lot. It just works, it’s cheap and you can use off-brand toner. It’s great!

  • @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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    175 months ago

    if the customer does not print enough

    Meaning all home users are a bad investment for HP.

    That explains the ink cartridges malfunctioning before giving enough prints. That’s been engineered into them.

  • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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    175 months ago

    Hp just trying to save the environment by making home printing as painful as possible. It really is a 4d chess move

  • @sudo_tee@lemmy.world
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    165 months ago

    I have an HP BW laser printer with an offbrand cartridge that I paid a fraction of the price. The printer screams at me about critically low ink since about a year but prints are totally fine and as good as the first day.

    I’m sorry for your loss HP… You can suck it

  • RickRussell_CA
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    165 months ago

    What do you do when you have the monopoly?

    Turn the consumer into the commodity!