I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
Suicide Linux
Heard of it actually, are the creator of that fork? If so, PORTUGAL CARALHO !!!
Ubuntu Christian Edition, if he’s a satanist.
Ubuntu Satanic Edition, if he’s a Christian.
Hannah Montana Linux, if he’s neither of the above.
Hannah Montana Linux
Second best distro right after amogOS I can’t give him that enlightenment.
I thought you meant “point of sale”.
Tbh when I was thinking of the title that’s what came to mind, sorry for being clickbaity haha.
NixOS, you need to learn a programming language just to administer your system
As someone who actually likes NixOS have never felt so offended with something that I somewhat agree.
I still have the installation CD’s for Red Hat from 2002. I can mail them to you?
I’d go with something based on Gentoo so you would have an easy install process and they would have to live with the pain of compiling from source.
Gentoo has turned into an hibrid between binary-source unfortunately, so I would go for something spicier like LFS.
Brothas this is a pretty good parody, why the downvote? :((((
because it’s not funny and basically spam
Yeah ahaha added the edit after a while but it looks like many people took it seriously.