Volkswagen says it’s putting ChatGPT in its cars for “enriching conversations”::Volkswagen is putting ChatGPT into its cars starting in the second quarter of 2024. The feature is being considered for the US, but plans have yet to be finalized.
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I just want to fucking drive. I don’t need a conversation. Can we stop listening to dumbasses fresh out of their MBA program?
It really feels like 2000 bubble. Everyone seems to be so invested in it, but more and more looks like this will burst and take many companies with it.
Oh god please, p PLEASE just burst the AI hype bubble now.
It’s almost as if they want you to be as distracted as possible while driving
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Perhaps one of the stupidest fucking ideas ever. “Let’s add more and more and more distractions for drivers. A touch screen so they have to stop looking at the road! An AI to distract them with inane rambling, because we think that’s an enriching conversation since we are also robots. Add that to the ads on radio fucking with you by being different volumes and having car beeping noises and shit in them and WE WILL FINALLY ERADICATE THE DRIVERS”
Fuck that shit.
Why is that? Most car already have voice assistants to help in tasks that would ve distracting for the driver. What’s the difference with chatGPT?
Fuck that shit too.
I don’t want nor need smart features on my car. Keep it dumb or make it open source.
Why do we need “enriching conversations” built in a car at all? Aren’t you supposed to be focusing on the road?
VW promises it won’t force you to create a new account or install any apps.
Not yet, anyway.
They saw us get angry at a heating subscription and decided we are tiktok brained idiots who lack the skill to be social with humans and found another potential subscription service justification that causes less anger?
Conversation keeps me alert if I’ve been driving a long time. I don’t know if artificial conversation would be as effective, but at least it’s an option.
I’m sorry Dave. I can’t let you do that
You WILL have AI in every device you own and you WILL enjoy it
wrong, you won’t own your devices
The AI will be watching you to make sure you’re enjoying it.
Volkswagen, voice command, emergency brake
“As a language model I…”
ChatGPT is a cancer.
I think of it more as the inbred child of down syndrome siblings that eats lead paint.
Skynet, eventually.
VW: so we listened to our customers, and we’re announcing we’re transitioning back to physical buttons on the steering wheel
People: yes!
VW: …and integrating chatGPT into our cars!
ffs VW. I hope it’s opt-in at least.
DotCom bubble 2.0
“You haven’t paid your leasing fee this month, ChatGPT will now start to tell bad dad jokes”
Who doesn’t want spyware in their car?
I’ve got.some bad news for you…
They can enrich deez nuts in their mouth.
Should we invest the money from R&D so that our cars aren’t just hard plastic shit boxes? No! Give them AI!
Alternatively, we could take money away cars and put it towards public transit infrastructure
