Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it’s not okay and “childish.” As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I’m already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

  • In addition to this, here is my scientific breakdown of the amount of water used during pissing in the shower versus in the toilet.

    I have been engaged in water saving measures like a good little neoliberal subject and my current long hair basic shower uses about 50 litres of water, no pissing. But in the shower it is almost 1/3 or half warm water which consumes a lot of energy.

    One flush on the piss setting side of the toilet is in my understanding about 3l of water, all cold.

    So, if we assume pissing takes 20 seconds on average (yes I googled this: https://www.sharp.com/health-news/how-long-should-it-take-to-pee) and I read a shower uses on average 15l of water/minute then 20 seconds in the shower is 5 liters of water.

    Therefore, pissing in the shower does not save water unless you piss and wash at the same time. In which case you probably can’t aim much.

    (Post not serious)

    • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      You don’t need to have the water running to urinate, it just shouldn’t be done at the end of the shower.

      In which case you probably can’t aim much

      Aim at what?