I’ve ended up with a number of machines on my network, and a need to name them all in a somewhat logical way. For several years I had them named after the planets, which worked well until the PCs for myself, my girlfriend, servers and Raspberry Pi’s quickly summed up to more than the eight planets. I’ve broadened it somewhat to include any Greek/Roman mythological figure, but the system is definitely not as clean as it used to be.

Do you have a coordinated naming theme for your machines?

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    Every machine is named after what it does (although I do 1337-ify the names, because I’m still a late 90s IRC teen at heart). If you’ve ever been onboarded into a sysadmin role where all the machines are named with whatever whimsical naming scheme each department chose, you’ll fast develop a visceral hatred for non-descriptive naming schemes. The fifth time you get a ticket saying something like ‘Hedwig is down’ and you have to go crawling through three layers of linked files on SharePoint to find what and where ‘Hedwig’ is, you’ll be ready to beat the person who named it to death, and that attitude tends to persist to your home naming scheme :p

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      The fifth time you get a ticket saying something like ‘Hedwig is down’

      If only there was an excellent database to store where Hedwig.bthl4.sea.wa.goliath.corp was and maybe include an alias so you know it’s NNTP5.goliath.corp also.

      I shall invent one. It shall replicated and synchronize quickly. It shall interface and accept changes and share data. It will be simple to query so everyone can use it. I shall call it DNS . If people get snippy, I shall next invent an HS record.

      Learn to use the tools, man. It’ll help you adhere to a 40-year-old RFC on naming things.

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        Yes, if you’ve built the network from scratch that works. Retrofitting it into an existing network however is a massive piece of work when you don’t have that single source of truth to start with however. On networks I’ve built sensibly, I’ll happily give people whatever CNAME they want to refer to their machine, but the machines actual name is descriptive, not the other way round.

      • I’ll get right on rearchitecting the dns infrastructure of a large sprawling corporation, with mountains of technical debt from decades of acquisitions where they just mashed shit together. I’m sure that project will get approved.

        Don’t be condescending, man.

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          Well I’m glad you know it’s there!

          I can’t comment on your particular technical debt, as I’m not very psychic. I like how you say not to be condescending and require me to be psychic. That’s cool, but I bet you’re stressed.

          Have a good week.

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    Depending on the size of the machine I’ll call it big/large/huge/small/Lil then a human name like John. BigJohn is my main server and hopefully one day he can get an upgrade and become large John.

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      This, but it’s all suggestive names, such as:

      Big Johnson, Small Richard, lil Peter, Huge Willy, etc.

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    Discworld characters. My storage servers name is Luggage, my phone is ‘Ig’, the vacuum is named after a monk.

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      Well, now i need to know which ones are and what particular feature of the pcs reminds you of them

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    Ungulates. Because who doesn’t like a hoofed animal?

    My client machines are even-toed ungulates (order Artiodactyla) and my servers/IoT machines are odd-toed (order Perissodactyla). I’m typing this on Gazelle. My router is called Quagga, both after the extinct zebra subspecies and the routing protocol software (I don’t use it any more but hey, it’s a router).

    Biological taxonomy is a great source of a huge number of systematic (and colloquial) names.

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    All computers are named after dogs. My dogs, dogs in the family etc. the dog name should be carefully match to the computer’s role and characteristics.

    My peerlessly reliably golden retriever will almost always have a server named after him. The most powerful computer in the house is named after the monstrously large golden my parents had when I was young. My sons gaming pc is fast but perpetually broken, named after our greyhound. Laptops are named for smaller dogs, SBC devices get named after toy size dogs.

    Wi-Fi ssids should always be named after cats.

    This is the natural way of things.

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    Anime girls. I want to change but I’m too far gone to have a random name

    Rei - main pc

    Asuna - main server

    Milim - plex

    Aqua - laptop

    Darkness - first plex (the drives failed and lost everything rip)

    Rem - raspi (pihole)

    Ram - second raspi (home assistant)

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    node-0 node-1 node-2 …

    Everything runs kubernetes so the names are mostly irrelevant.

    Years ago I worked at a company who named everything after WoW characters. I wished murder was legal in those days.

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      “did you just kill LUN11 or LUN01? Oh no! Let’s hope the backup is okay!” – paraphrased from 9 years ago.

      You know what’s worse than an image you can hold in your head and know you need to work on Gandalf and not Shaggy? “were we decomming uswablsalc108, or was is uswablslca018? Better check again,” and remember why telephone numbers were only 7 digits long.

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      I do Greek goods and Titans which leads to a similar problem. But I just love that my main proxmox host is namend after a Titan with many arms.

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    I use names of mice from popular movies and TV shows. I use this list.

    I know it’s not useful, but it’s fun to me. I would never use it in a professional environment.

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    A friend of mine names all his hosts afer famous battleships, his dad names every host after Star Trek ships and their wireless networks are all named after LOTR locations.

    As for me, each hostname consists of the device type and the location of the host, no matter if it’s local or a vps in a datacenter somewhere.

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    Physical machines get stars names: Vega, Arcturus, Polaris, Fomalhaut, Deneb, Antares, Procyon, Algol, Aldebaran… and so on.

    Virtual machines naming scheme is more reasonable: [os]-[role][number if needed]. Examples:

    • alp-proxy
    • talos-controlplane-3, talos-worker-1, talos-worker-6
    • deb-storage
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      I use the same as you for virtuals(os-mainFunction), and similar for physical (brand-lpt/dsk/srv-mainUsage - Len-lpt-VR1, Srfc7-work, hp-srv-pve1).
      I am boring like that.
      I also don’t name vehicles.

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    Personally I use corporate-like naming scheme for my devices, the format is:

    [AABB-CCCC-DDEE]

    AA: Location of the device - HQ (home), CL (cloud).
    BB: Role of the device - HV (hypervisor), SV (server), NW (network) and workstation (WS).
    CCCC: Device brand (for NW), application running (for SV), and workstation purpose (for WS).
    DD: For server and workstation - OS running on the device (WN=Windows, LX=Linux, MA=macOS). For network device - their role on network (RT=router, AP=access point, SW=switch).
    EE: # of the device, year of purchase for WS.

    For example, here’s my router, KASM server and my gaming PC hostnames:

    HQNW-UBNT-RT01
    HQSV-KASM-LX01
    HQWS-GAME-WN16
    

    Still trying to optimize this naming scheme, like removing all the dash, but currently too lazy to do it lol.

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      My kubernetes cluster is k3s1, k3s2, k3w1, k3w2, etc. My load balancer is called… lb.home.lan. I guess that we are not as creative.