I have no idea what this is and I am torn between my curiosity and the preservation of my innocence.
Bad dragon sells adult sex toys of a wide variety, most common being dildos. Dildos that are modeled off of dragons or other fantasy-esque creatures.
I kinda want one.
Who am I kidding. Not even kinda. I absolutely want one. A specific model and everything. I just cannot remotely afford it and likely never will…
I just cannot remotely afford it
Let be honest, prices is kinda insane there. Imagine someone, who deliberately would tell “oh, $200 for a silicon toy that I will not use more then one time or even probably never, that I wanna buy just for pure esthetic purpose. What a steal!”.
Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I’d buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn’t add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.
INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.
I mean… I wouldn’t say no.
I’ll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.
It’s an ice dragon actually, thank you very much!
I’ll match that.
Where is this fundraiser?
Direct in my paypal baby.
Where do I find that?
I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me.
OP is the real entertainment of this post
I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…
All goes downhill from here
Well now I’m envisioning a giant dildo inching away like an inchworm
Over $100 is pretty normal for a high quality silicone toy. BD toys are often somewhat large and have many options such as firmness and color available upon request. They could probably get away with selling their $200 products for closer to $150 and still make a profit, but they’ve established themselves as the top dog (pun somewhat intended) of a very niche market and can get away with charging a premium.
And I think the vast majority of folks who purchase from them have every intention of using their products way more than once.
So, they’re the Lexus of sex toys?
Sexus.
Curiosity won out and I looked them up. Far tamer than what my imagination was cooking up.
Did you notice that they have a clearance section for those not particular about coloring?
Far tamer than what my imagination was cooking up.
It gets saucier if you log in and turn on Fantasy Mode.
MeatCanyon on YouTube, a horror movie buff and animator, was making vids with a giant bad dragon tentacle just wobbling around on his desk.
Fuckkng hilarious lol
That’s how they wrote it off as tax deduction.
Even if you can’t afford it you probably can’t get the one you want anyways cuz they don’t sell them directly anymore…
You have to wait for a drop and then you only get whatever they have in stock. It’s been going on since covid and it kind of sucks.
Which model though?
One large ‘Kelvin the Ice Dragon’ please.
Oooh, yeah! Kelvin is lovely! Good choice!
Dem ridges. Hnng.
Now that you mention it, he’s a bit like a longer Fenrir isn’t he? My main gripe with Fenrir is that he’s not very long.
Just setup one of those Amazon wishlists or whatever. U never noe!
Amazon Basics sex toy. That would sell.
It would sell and I can almost garuntee it wouldn’t be made out of a body safe material.
I mean, if CVS can do it, why can’t amazon?
I have one I’ve shared somewhere and haven’t fully recovered from that yet. Not used to gifts. But alas Bad Dragon isn’t on Amazon
adult sex toys
I’d like to think that most if not all sex toys are adult sex toys.
Ok, seems like it’s a company that sells furry and scaley themed sex toys.
I assume dragon penis dildos.
And many others, but yes
Dildos, larger then your forearm and shape like dragon dongs. Great fir really kidnapping your princess.
I’m guessing it’s like furries, without the fur. A scaley??
Both; I have two ligers (lion+tiger hybrid; discontinued, don’t recall his name), and a werewolf (David). Some are staples like the original Duke (the “bad dragon”) or Chance (horse). Others come and go. There are also several competitors which I haven’t been a customer of myself (Primal Hardware is a big one). My master has toys from both BD and PH, and seems to like the toys from both.
Sex toys aside, that’s a great logo and I’d be proud of any graphic designer that made that
It’s just a dragon head?
A cursory search for “dragon head icon” might clarify just how colossal the volume of shite designs truly is. This is clean, legible, and distinct.
Dude just really likes dragons I guess
My wife has a BD sticker on her water bottle. We joke about it, either you know what it is and are likely having a laugh or just assume it’s a normal brand you just don’t know.
If you own a BD product, you’re likely at least semi okay with sex. It’s good fun stuff :)
Someone somewhere has 14" dildo with a coffee cup sticker on it.
I bet there are several with “My Little Pony” logos.
That could be me, if I had a coffee cup sticker!
Knowing the folks that want bad dragons, I think they want that kind of public humiliation
Being aware of one of the most widely known sex equipment companies on the internet means being a degen from up north eh? I dunno…
It’s called equipment now?! Back in my day they were battery operated “personal massagers.”
“no, not gaming, but they are in entertainment.”
Oh cool, what do they do?
Fantasy roleplay.
Oh, like Dungeons and Dragons?
Yes, and no.
fellas, is it a genetic defect to masturbate?
Semen retention grants super powers or something
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Just hope no one in HR is also never seeing the light of Heaven else you’re in trouble
No one in HR is ever seeing the light of Heaven from anywhere but below.
I didn’t know this store existed. They really do have some tasteful degeneracy sticks on offer I have to admit.
Until someone google’s it, gets called to HR for their browsing history, and then rats you out
Is it sexual harassment if I ask if I can witness it’s use?
Yes. Not about harassment part tho.
“i put their products in my butt. sexually. anyway, I’ll be working on Spring '24 intake appraisals at least half the day, so can we reschedule the reaccreditation debrief for tomorrow?”
