“Honestly, I’ve seen you fight, so I’m not surprised that this is something you can do. I’m mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off.”
“Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services”
-Bard forcing his way into the conversation
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“Honestly, I’ve seen you fight, so I’m not surprised that this is something you can do. I’m mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off.”
“Well, after I accidentally snapped my last boyfriend’s dick in half with my ass cheeks, I decided to expand my horizons!”
“Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services” -Bard forcing his way into the conversation