In regards to the prospective decision of which I am a party to, I have reached a conclusive choice between the dichotomy of ‘can’ and ‘can not’. To whomever it may concern, the result of much mental deliberation has reached an egress, now ready to be communicated to all those interested. It shall be known from this moment forward and into the forseeable future (notwithstanding a later recanting, which would nullify this verdict) that the status of my ability is unable, ergo, ‘can not’.

I could never

Webster’s Dictionary defines the word “can” as, “to be able to” or “to be permitted to”…

gpt prompt for:

“please re write the following to be as dragged out and ironically polite as possible without losing the core meaning”

I am a prime number; I can’t even

My pressure cooker broke so I can’t

Canny unnerstaun