This has great Omega Mart vibes
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that‽
Such a good time
Plausible Deniability™
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Also featuring such delicious foodstuffs like Y2K Millennium Beans and Rumored Associates Cereal (toasted duo of flakes potentially associated with raisins)!
I’m also a fan of the cat towers made entirely of meat.
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Thats definitely intentional, considering the Dave Mart logo in the top right uses the same font style as Omega Mart.
Cheese apples sound bomb.
Next best thing. Fresh cut apple slices and a nice sharp cheddar.
You more of a tart apple or sweet apple person?
Depends. In this case I would go with a tart apple, granny smith or similar.
Agreed. Sweeter apple with something like havarti. Sweet and creamy.
Sign me up.
One kilo of assorted cheese apples, please.
I’ll take the mashed potato flavored candles, thanks. I know exactly who gift it to
I don’t get the denial one.
Me neither, and if we don’t admit it nobody will ever know.
It’s the perfect crime.
I think Dial dish soap?
That sounds like it’s probably it. Don’t have that brand here so I’d never have picked that.
Denial for $2?! Normally, you have to do some serious mental gymnastics to make that at home; it’s a lot of work. What a bargain.
Also, I know some people who would absolutely buy potato-scented candles if they were a thing.
What sort of denial are we talking about here
Everything. You’ll forget entire months of your life, but you also won’t have a single tarnished memory.
This is one of this pics where the more you look, the weirder it gets haha
Took me a second but it’s plasma.
Plasm is a noun that can mean plasma, germplasm, or a formative material.
Guess it’s both? (Merriam-Webster)
I wonder if it’s a regional thing.
I think it’s a “being unnecessarily technical/obtuse as a joke” thing: plasma, as in “blood plasma” - thus, tree blood plasma ~= maple syrup
