• whofearsthenight@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        Being around other people is a good thing. I also have this somewhat egotistical view that I’m a pretty good leader. I will probably be in charge, or at least not a slave, when push comes to shove.

        Well, at least he’s right about the ego thing. He’s going to get traded for a handful of batteries within the first week lol.

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            11 months ago

            Cannibals might. If they’re not rechargeable.

            Spez might be worthless in a Mad Max style apocalypse but he’s several few good meals kept in a basement in a The Road style apocalypse.

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      11 months ago

      When i read this in 2017 i got really mad, had this in my head for weeks. What a piece of shit spez is.

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      11 months ago

      It will be highly amusing watching him being dragged out of his New Zealand bunker and eaten alive.

      And yes, Spez, we CAN touch you.