• AtmaJnana@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    About half of my body is now occupying the same space-time position as my refridgerator.

    I die almost instantly, the half that is left outside the fridge slumps to the floor and creates a gory mess for my partner to find.

    Meanwhile, the other half of my mass is busy trying to occupy the same place as my refrigerator probably causes additional…effects. Does it explode? Does it just make a mess in the fridge? I will never know. Either way, it’s safe to say my family is getting a new fridge.