- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
🎵 Honk Jesus honk
🎵 If u saves
🎵 If u love, love
🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)
That’s going to be a smash hit.
While backing out. Because they can’t see shit.
To the tune of Dance Magic Dance
The Jesus Honky-Tonk.
You missed “^TOYOTA JESUS”.
Praise be to Toyota Jesus!
Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better
HONK JESUS HONK
This is what mental illness looks like.
Generational trauma for sure.
Honk Jesus Honk
Great hymn.
If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!
Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger
Best Country Bangers of 2023
Honk Jesus, Honk!
Don’t dead open inside
Aww man, I miss that sub.
It’s not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
It truly was a treat.
Jesus Christ.
I think they’re actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.
Exactly!
In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it’s intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying ‘honk if you love jesus’ and the center panel saying ‘jesus saves’. Just one man’s guess tho, couldn’t get into the mind of that person if i tried
Good Dont Dead Open Inside material for sure.
Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?
Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.
Jesus take the wheel
HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed
AI bumper stickers.
Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus
Honk Jesu, Shonk!
You forgot the three jesuses at the end there
Jesus Jesus
Jesus
I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this
Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.
Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I’m 1.5% glue by weight
Demon possession. Better find some pigs.
Can’t see shit out the rear window. Smart driver
“let’s fit one more Jesus on there.”