Somebody said something along the lines of “Jaquan Brisker dies at least once a game” and it makes me laugh so hard. The best part is, I read that comment during a game and right after I read it, he was dead on the field.
I just picture Brisker laying on the ground like a family guy character after they fall down.
Hilarious!
And I’m sure Brisker would still talk shit after being dead too lol
At least it wasn’t a Bagent post
I have oddly not seen one in a while. Now that I type this I realize there will now be at least 10 waiting for me in this sub wh3n complete.
Lmao it’s true. We’re gaurenteed at least 1 brisker death and sudden resurrection every game
Dude acted like a nuke detonated 8 feet from him and before the camera finished panning away then Joe Bucks like, “and he springs back up”
Oh my god, you killed Jaquan. You bastards!!!
So. Jaquan’s a pot roast now.
So nice to have ya here, Leanne.
New meme:
Pointing spidermans, but it’s Jaquan Brisker and Kenny from South Park.
the third spiderman is Sean Bean.
There should be an over/under option for how many times Brisker dies on the field in every game.
“Is it time, God?”
“No. Back to the football mines. See you next Sunday, son.”
The comment was probably reacting in real time to Brisker getting injured and your feed was lagged by a play.
Add Gordon, Stevenson and smith to that list as well. They all get “dinged” dramatically only to be back on the field cocking off in 4-6 plays.
It’s a weekly ritual. If there’s a prop bet on Bears DBs down on the field during a game, ALWAYS take the over
Ssssssssshhhh, ahhhhhhhhh!
Does the NFL have an embellishment penalty?
i think if it’s egregious, like you’re standing there and all of a sudden collapse to stop the clock or something, they’ll throw a flag. not sure the exact rule but i feel like the giants or rams did that at one point several years ago where two guys fell down at the same time.