• zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Me, a player: “So my options are the left door or the right door?”

    You, the DM: “Yes.”

    Me, a player: “I choose the left door.”

    You, the DM: “FUCK!” tears up 300 pages of notes

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      11 months ago

      Do such idiot GMs really exist or are they just made up for the memes?

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        11 months ago

        I once had a campaign that had such a scripted ending, the GM took over one of the PCs to control what they would say and do in the finale.

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      11 months ago

      Yeah, but I actually have a DM like this. He put a giant, ominous, spectral raven on a passenger boat with us, and we all said, “uh, fuck that, let’s walk away.” So the session ended about 5 minutes later as he “got a call” about a very important excuse he needed to take care of.