Started reading up on this after receiving a jury summons and this list of minor offences that will not get you off the hook is fascinating! For example:
Possessing reproductive materials of cetaceans, except for licensed scientific research – Section 445.2(2)©
So… that whale penis they found in your fridge is not gonna cut it then? You must still serve on the jury?
Could it be that they’re committing the crime after receiving the summons? Imagine the thought process.
Oh man, a summons! How do I get out of this?!? Maybe if I commit a crime? But it can’t be anything too major. Don’t wanna wind up on the receiving end of a jury trial! So no hard drug trafficking, for example. But maybe something a little more random and obscure? Like… like… whale sperm? Is there a black market for that?
And then it spreads by word of mouth.
“Dude, you got summoned? My cousin, he got out of it by trafficking whale sperm…”