Look, I am just some goober who had to punch a new hole in his belt with a nail after eating too much pumpkin pie and mashed potaters. But even my bloated ass knows that Brian Flores is gonna spend almost any chance he has blitzing on Monday night. Have Kmet ready to chip and have Justin practice the hot routes. If he holds the football for more than 2.5 seconds I will kick you in your Eberballs – especially if he gets hurt again.
Yeah fr why do I feel like Eberflus is gonna do whatever it takes to lose this game and will bend over backwards kicking and screaming to allow the offense to look as abysmal as possible? Like some bloated guy on Reddit legit knows better.