but fr though that pic on the right got me like
they’re so cute
You know the guy on the left was the runner up for the veil, and he’s just working out his frustration.
Good thing too, I hear he’d be a total Bridezilla and make the whole thing miserable for his husband. The bone-trimmed, blood-mousse-filled cake is one thing, but does it have to be nine layers?
tbh i’m not sure what gender the original artist of the right-hand image intended the orc to be, might be a tomboy or NB and frankly I love that the picture is ambiguous enough for everyone to project onto
If your orc culture doesn’t have at least a partially fleshed-out conlang with a phonology that accommodates for their tusks then don’t talk to me. Just shrinking them so that they’re barely fangs is WEAK.
I named my bug lady character exclusively with sounds that do not require lips to make so I’ll damn well make sure any orcish that shows up is tusk-friendly
I really appreciate that. What’s her name (in IPA, if you know)?
idk what it is in IPA but “Kireza” is her name. The “r” is kind of a trill with the tongue.
the ship’s chef is an orc, his name is “Krashi” which thanks to experimenting with shoving my fingers into my mouth proves to be tusk-friendly as well
International phonetic alphabet I think
I meant I’m not copy pasting IPA symbols for a Hexbear post
That’s what TypeIt is for! (Not that you should actually bother, but it’s a handy way to type IPA if you ever need to)
I appreciate Wizards doing this for Thri-Kreen
Thri-kreen Names: Chit’al, Drik-chkit, Gulnik, Kiktul, Klaktuk, Krik, Pok, Ptekwe, Tal’tich, Tilnak, Tik-tik.
Yes, the Dzeturi are a legally distinct desert-dwelling mantid race with blood memories that I created, completely different from the thri-kreen
I don’t get it if your going to be an Orc fucker atleast make them big muscle bound brutes not green twinks.
Would you say that Good Times Make Weak Orcs?
Good times for an Orc probably make very strong orcs.
But I want green twinks.
They’re called wood elves.
The problem with orc twinks is that if you’re even a little rough with them they get less twinky
They die a glorious twink death in battle
They likes a gud crumpin’ they do
No big muscle-bound himbo top orc bf.
Why live?
Less orc boys, more orc bois
I GUESS
You can have little a orc boy, as a treat
Garona and Anduin falling in love was the best part of the World of Warcraft movie just saying.
Azeroth has fallen, billions must logoff
deleted by creator
Both. Both are good.
I mean…Tolkien’s orcs apparently didn’t look like that either; apparently they were either human height or slightly shorter. They wouldn’t have looked like Thrall.
