One of the most run-down shitholes I had ever been to was Jim’s Rib Haven in North Omaha (♪ in the ghetto ♪). Best damn ribs in Omaha (before the kids took over and ran it into the ground).

I know my comment isn’t Trek related, just a comment on atmosphere vs. food quality.

Have you heard the one about the restaurant on Sigma Tama IV?

The waiter, his arms full!

Did you hear the one about Le Palm D’Orbit? She’s built like a steak house but handles like a bistro.