We all know it’s Craig Federighi. Just a matter of when
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
Apple bout to drop the tiM2
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
Good Morning ^2
Introducing Tim S. And for the first time its available in new colours!
This is the most advanced Tim that we’ve ever created!
Introducing the most innovative CEO from the most innovative company in the world
Timbook Pro
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
I’m gonna wait for the tiM4 MAX
And we think you’re gonna love him!
Best comment in here tbh
Snow Tim
It’s made of timtanium
King Tim III
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
Tim Apple 2nd edition
Tim Ultra
King Tim III
Tim Apple 2nd edition
Tim Apple II.
Tim Apple II Plus.
Tim Ultra
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.
Tim: I would love to see Dua
Assistant, two hours later: Guess what? You’re now confirmed to go on interview with her, at her home, on her couch
Tim: A front row concert ticket is what I meant but this works too
This is the most random interview and love it
This is the most random interview and love it
There will only be one Tim Apple
I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.
Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”
“The successor knows the most vital priority to the company to Apple is the continuation of Watch bands.”
“we have a long term plan in place for exponentially increasing SKUs every year”