Hope this is ok to post here! Thebirdspapaya.com appears to be 🚧 under construction 🚧 these days. Perhaps looking to erase some of her past personas and strange rambling thoughts from the internet in order to rebrand as a brave ageing model. Let’s not forget some of the moments that have made Sarah the woman she is today!

So sad to have missed her book lover/wellness guru personality

72 books a year … sure 🙄
That’s six books a month. She was working full-time. Plus handling her social media and blogging career. She had three kids to take care of (and she probably didn’t do much for them). She was in a relationship, dating Shane, making time for him. She wasn’t a train commuter; she drove to work. How did she squeeze in six books a month? Audiobooks, maybe; hard, maybe. I read for a few hours a day and manage four books a month. I don’t have kids, and I’m on flights and trains a lot. She lies about everything and makes up random numbers. Also, who TF counts their books?
😂 This is around the time she was claiming to be a personal trainer.



I am fully aware that vanity sizing exists but I’m gonna need to see a size 2 that fits the same as a 10 with my own eyes. I live in jeans and that huge of a size spread is absolute BS in my opinion. A size up or down? 100%. 2 sizes? Less likely but OK, could happen. FOUR? Fuck off.
It’s BS, she has to lie about everything. “I’m soooo relatable, size two but look also a ten”. 🙄



Oh Sarah! 😂 such a jokester

Oh, here it is: neck wrinkles and weight are funny to her? How body-positive. So she’s mocking people with thick necks. Bitch.




Just a collection of pics I’ve come across that show her diverse range lol


This is awful. Telling her millions of followers that her first ex-husband (whom she cheated on) is an abuser. Does she have any proof? Did she fake happiness for their entire marriage?
gesturing towards spousal abuse in this way is fucking despicable. domestic violence and spousal abuse are rampant and soooo many people (especially women/femmes) have experience with this.
sarah is such a twisted fuck, hinting at something like this in order to build parasocial relationships with people who actually live with/have lived through abuse, and/or hinting at this to garner sympathy is beyond fucked up.
ALSO false abuse allegations are extremely rare, and whenever they do occur, they make it that much harder for actual survivors to speak up.
She’s certainly painting a picture of them fleeing from something. She’s also said she doesn’t talk about why their marriage ended so this weird bread crumbing of details like that is pretty scummy. Either tell your story truthfully or keep it private. She always wants to keep it open for interpretation so she can change the story later
Grease your kabobs people!!

Concerned that others might not think her children are attractive

OMG this is si fucked up!!!
again, evidence of how deeply pathological her obsession with bodies/appearances is. it’s so fucked up, i feel SO bad for her kids, she’s been projecting this onto all of them since they were babies!! i really, really hope the kids’ other parents/impactful adults are working hard to protect their kids from the havoc this shit can wreak on a child’s psyche/sense of self/understanding of the world.
Weird. She is unwell.

A large nutshell!

