I didn’t even register this as satire until I opened the article. The headline is just too believable.
I was a full paragraph in.
I’m still not 100% sure it is satire.
Not believable at all because I’ve seen it with my own eyes and know it to be true.
Can always forgive a little witchcraft as long as the witch hates the gays, too. “One of the good ones.”
So long as they’re hurting the right people
She has grit, plain and simple, like a certain big fella I know. Hint: his initials are J.C
James Cameron?
Julius Caesar
James Corden
Jimmy Carr
Jackie Chan
Jimmy Carter
James Cook?
Jiminy Cricket?
More accurate than you might think.
Johnny Cash
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Yummy onion. ಠ_ಠ
I know this is from “the hard times” But I don’t know if it counts as satire when I literally know people like this -_-
“It’s witchcraft, but it’s anti-woke witchcraft, which we can get behind,”
Sounds like, someone’s livin’ in the past, man.
But this is how we get the witchcraft in… Finally! Prepare to call off the woke movement and we’ll unveil the anti-wole curtain to reveal witchcraft to all the children! They’ll be running around-checks notes… using magic or supernatural powers to inflict harm or misfortune on other!s And-… transgress social norms by engaging in cannibalism, incest and open nudity!
Muahahaha
Can’t we use magic for more beneficial and fun things?
Hmm… I guess so. As long as we keep the cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.
I don’t want to live in a world without cannibalism, incest, and open nudity.
Lol this is supposed to be satire? I see this like evey day
Why can’t the title of the article just say the word we’re all thinking: hypocrites
Well yeah, people change. Either that or consistency is dead.
Politics aside, the quality of this satire is about as bad as something the political right could have scrambled together
I feel seen.
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I have no idea what the quality of their other articles is like but, as I read it, I found myself wondering if it was so over-the-top because prior drafts had been too believable. The title and even first paragraph of the article seem totally plausible. I didn’t think anything of it until I got to the line about anti-woke witchcraft.