• TMac1088@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      Following my first shift at my first ever job (I was 14 or 15, bagging groceries), I got a cab home after.

      Entire ride, the drive is arguing with a woman on his phone. We pull into my driveway just as he hangs up.

      He looks at me through the rearview and says, “Do yourself a favor, kid. Always wear a jimmy hat”

    • IH8DwnvoteComplainrs@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      How about, get married if you want, if you and they are emotionally mature. Then, if you want, decide to have kids if you’re emotionally mature.