In the late 1700s, Thomas Jefferson wanted the United States to adopt a unified system of measurement and saw the metric system as the best solution. However, a pirate attack in the Caribbean disrupted these plans. Joseph Dombey, a French scientist carrying a kilogram and meter stick to demonstrate the metric system, was captured by pirates. By the time France sent another scientist to explain the system to the Americans, Jefferson was no longer in office, and plans to go metric were disregarded.
That son of a bitch pirate has no idea how much of a pain in the ass he ended up being
But if the plan had suceeded, it could’ve lead to a butterfly effect where none of us are ever born.
But we wouldn’t be aware of that fact, so it wouldn’t be that big a deal.
Or it could’ve led to a butterfly effect where measurements were much easier to understand and as a result scientific and engineering progress moved along a bit faster
Maybe both; maybe that resulted in like a huge bomb that destroyed the world. Or maybe it resulted in utopia where we figure out eternal life and cured all disease
The pirate name was Captain Fahren Heit.
Why would it take a scientist to demonstrate metric system…? Everything is in powers of 10. How hard is that to explain?
Powers of 10 is actually the main problem with the metric system. It makes geometry ugly as sin, and isn’t sufficiently granular for convenient use in the kitchen.
Whatever asshole invented us with 10 fingers instead of 12 is begging for my boot in his ass. Geometry is elegant in duodecimal. But because we developed basic arithmetic with 10 fingers, we have to resort to ugly hacks like a sexagesimal unit circle to make geometry compatible with decimal.
Fast forward to the present day and for most of the world the only things measured in inches are TV’s and dicks.
Most of the world measures dicks in cms.
I think the big one is car rims and tyres.
Is there a non-paywalled link? The archive.org link doesn’t seem to work
I was pretty sure this isn’t behind a paywall. I made a pastebin that expires in one week: https://pastebin.com/rK82JgyY
Thank you! On Firefox mobile it asks you to download the app to read but not ln Brave mobile. reazlied that after reading the pastebin entry.
That is good content! Off to google I went to explore the rabbit hole
And here’s a good read! https://time.com/3633514/why-wont-america-go-metric/
I always find it funny to read about how much it’s the public who wants America to be a “leader” and not a “follower” and keep resisting the change. Meanwhile metric is in widespread use across the country. Most science and medicine is done in metric. NASA and the US Military are metric. Most soldiers knows how long a “klick” is, which is literally just slang for kilometer. Every car mechanic can show you exactly how much a centimeter is, since the 10mm wrench/socket size is burned into their memory.
And because of the global trade market, a lot of products that are also meant for export is manufactured in metric
Not to mention that when it comes to conversion it’s so much easier that US students are in some cases taught to convert to metric, apply that formula and then convert back(like calculating work) since it’s so much faster and easier.
Well said!
