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The giveaway has ended and the winner is: sag@lemm.ee. Congratulations! Have fun with the game!
Thank you all for all the funny jokes!
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Hello fellow SV fans. Every year I give away 1 Steam key for Stardew Valley to a random person. Past years it was someone from the Steam SV forum or someone from the comments section on a random YouTube video about SV. This year, since i migrated from reddit to Lemmy, I decided to do the giveaway here on this community.
To enter the giveaway just leave a farming-related joke as a top-level-comment under this post. Your Lemmy account must be at least one week old at the time of the drawing (18.11.23).
Please don’t post offensive, racist, trans- or homophobic jokes.
The key can be redeemed globally on Steam (PC).
Doesn’t matter if you already own the game, maybe you know someone you could gift it to. Or maybe you own it on console but want to play on PC also.
The winning comment will be chosen randomly on Saturday, 18. November, 18:00 UTC.
Good Luck!
Why does the farmer’s dog does not laugh at sheep jokes anymore ?
He’s herd them all
“Baa ram ewe, baa ram ewe: what do you get if you cross a …”
*impatient growls from stage left*
“Come on, I’ve herd you all before.”
What did the plant say to their friend they hadn’t seen in ages?
Long thyme no see.
Stardew: Mussolini edition. Now you control the railroad, and the trains run on thyme.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
Why didn’t the farmer want snakes on his farm?
He was lactose intolerant.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the banana split?
…
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(I forgot the answer; please someone help!)
Where should you take a cow on a first date?
The moo-vies!
Feature request for 1.6
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Now, when I put a hat on the alien rarecrow, I shall think of it as the fields medal.
Why didn’t the farmer invest in security?
Because their potatoes had eyes and corn had ears.
Mighty generous of you! Great game to play
Why wouldn’t a farmer laugh at any jokes?
Because all the jokes were very corny.
But my golden eggs make for such a good yolk!
“No yokes for my cows, though,” I till mysilf.
Brb, gotta finish a cheesy yolk.*
*AKA omelette
Congrats! You won the key! I will send you a private message with the key. Have fun with it!
Thanks
The best thing after a long day of working out in the field is bringing your dirty hoes inside
“Your iridium hoe is ready.”
“She’s called Abigail and she’s a princess.”
– stolen shamelessly from the internet, somewhere
How do you catch a unique chicken?
Unique up on it!
:woot: I already have a copy, but wanted to thank you for doing this!
Whoever wins: don’t forget to put water in your pet’s bowl, and do not extinguish Linus’ campfire - that’s just mean!
You can extinguish their fire?
:shame-face: I did it by accident once, I was trying to give Linus a present and … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯