Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko
Vodka for my socialist comrade
Jungle juice at an SAE party
Coors Light. If you know enough about Patrick Mahomes, you’d know he LOVES Coors Light
Come on man just because he likes it doesn’t mean he IS that
Clearly he’s pappy van winkle bourbon with a dash of ketchup
Bagent has Malort written all over him
Trevor Lawrence = Zima.
Henny and Diet Coke
Natty Light
Edit: natty daddy actually because he’s kinda fat
Spiked
Tommy DeVito, “Jager Bomb”
A liter o cola
Hmmm…maybe a whiskey?? Improving with time, adaptable and sometimes having unexpected strength?
A glass of tap water
Dak is unquestionably Miller Lite
Incredibly popular, but Dak is the most generic interview you will find. Dude is as coachspeak as it gets (which is not a bad quality when you’re QB for the Cowboys.)
And (IMO) genuinely decent, but not the best beer ever.
Panthers - Shirley Temple most likely