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I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.
I have a rippleys believe it or not and a guiness book of world records, both from the 80s.
Hope none of those poems are by Walt Whitman, or your neighbor hank might get mad.
That’s why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.
Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!
I’m more a connoisseur of shampoo bottles myself.
Not too* fucking late to fix your title though
I love that you can edit post titles in Lemmy
Wait you can edit titles here? This changes everything
this is what pulp fiction was made for.