Tonight our unsung hero tyson bagent goes out and beats the shit out of the pretty boy pathers and almost guarantees our top 3 draft pick leaving us at 3-7. THEN (this is where we’ll lose some people) JUSTINFUCKINGFIELDS comes off injury after a 10 day break and single handedly outplays jarod goof, with tevin jenkins locking up hutchinson, and with moore going for 150+ to make us 4-7. After his huge upset dub our man JF1 slaps around josh dobbs and the vikings on SNF (after our last L vs them this is reasonable) that’s 5-7. Now this would be hard and almost downright impossible with our shit show of a coaching staff, BUT we either have to beat the lions (again), or the browns. BUT if we were to win one of those we’d be 6-8, we then finish the schedule with falcons , cardinals , and the packers…. you just imagine how much fucking koolaid i’m drinking to have this thought….

but imagine if our last game vs the packers is for the PLAYOFFS