What would be your most creative puns for nicknames. For example, Zach Wilson aka Zach Milfson. I’ll start… as a Chargers fan…
Kellen Moore aka Kellen Less
Brandon Staley aka Brandon Stale
Tom shady
Karen Rodgers
Fat Rand (Randy Bullock).
Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson)
All i can think of for the Bengals
Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris
Diontae Dropson
The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass
DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then
I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops
Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands
Fat Nagy
Wak Pickscott
Sack Prescott
Wak
Any other Facebook level insult you can think of
When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.
Fuck it, here’s one horrible QB insult pun for every team:
Josh Fallen
Tua Turnsdaballova
Mac Gones
Aaron Oddgers
Lamar Jacksoff
Blow Burrow
Deshaun Wat
Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!
CJ Frowned
Lardner Minshew
Trevor Nawrence
Nil Levis
Russell Won’tson
Patrick Mahomeless
Jimmy Marcoppolo
Justin Sherbert
Ack Prescott
Daniel Nones
Jalen Squirts
Sam Owell
Justout Fields
Jared Goof
Jordan Loveless
Kirk Bruhsins
Desmond Shidder
Bryce Dung
Derek Belowparr
Baker Mayyield
Claytoutof Tune
Matthew Staffordpinto
Brock Turdy
Peeno Smith
Matthew Shaftturd
McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.
Billy Ripken?
I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.
Todd Bowels
Deandre Droppin Hopkins
It’s not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he’d drop it
Sleepy Joe for Burrow