My theory is that he secretly has zero hope in Zach Wilson with that oline, and expects to miss the playoffs. Thus, he can be like, “oh damn, I was gonna come back next week but we missed the playoffs. Oh well, see ya’ll next year.” And then we get to hear talking heads and “journalists” talk about Aaron Rodgers what-ifs for the next 9 months.

He’s such a dramatic mong that I believe that more than him being the anti-Achilles.