Post-Modern Achilles
Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but fewer know that he had a brother Bophadies. His mom did the same thing, dipping him in the river for protection, but seeing the fate of Achilles decided to approach the problem slightly differently. Instead of holding the baby by the ankle, she held him by the testicles, which could be much more easily protected in battle by armor. Bophadies then went on to conquer many foreign lands.
Anyway, next time Greek literature comes up, you should ask people if they want to hear the epic tale of Bophadies nuts.
This is my favorite copy pasta
You are now the president of Lemmy. Welcome, our glorious leader.
Congratulations sir or madam, that was fantastic
I shed a tear
Felt familiar
Getting stabbed there doesn’t feel great
Oddly enough, that’s actually how I feel about my entire body! Head too!
Direct link? Because the quality makes it unreadable.
Yeah the black bars makes it hard to read.
“Read”, right. 👍
I can read it just fine
What are you viewing it on?
Sync
On Boost there’s a little HD button to load the image in full quality. Maybe Sync has something similar? Otherwise open the post in a browser.
TIL about the HD button, solving a problem I’ve had since the “old” Boost. Thank you, kind stranger!
(My workaround was always the browser. Clumsy, but it worked)
lol it’s been there for years!
Yeah, I’ll double-check next time. It’s just not a rare thing that people post low quality images.
Click on the post first, then open the image.
That explains a lot
Cheers!
Odd, it’s full quality for me
combat me, bro
The better joke ☝️
Critical Failures 2 had “female armor” in it that looked like a metal bikini and they explained that somehow the attacks always hit the armored parts.
Arouse them and then slay them!
Breastplate of Argon!
