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minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up206arrow-down3·edit-210 months agoBudget: Military Complex > CERN Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114arrow-down2·10 months agoBut particles don’t make my dick feel big
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·10 months agoEven quarks aren’t that small.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoThey call me quark cause I’m always down to top and up to bottom and I’m charmingly strange. Also I’m very very small
minus-squaretacofox@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 months agohttps://i.imgur.com/xOKsQcR.gif
minus-squareRaxiel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoHold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoOMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoSeems like you’re just not using them creatively enough
minus-squareReady! Player 31@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThat’s because you’re using them wrong!
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoUS Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/UK
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoI’m just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours… That’s a rounding error for both entities
Budget: Military Complex > CERN
Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex
All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary
But particles don’t make my dick feel big
Even quarks aren’t that small.
They call me quark cause I’m always down to top and up to bottom and I’m charmingly strange. Also I’m very very small
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https://i.imgur.com/xOKsQcR.gif
Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!
OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!
Seems like you’re just not using them creatively enough
That’s because you’re using them wrong!
US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon
EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/
UKI’m just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours…
That’s a rounding error for both entities