Good morning all! I think now is as good a time as any to guess what the next batch of bad news that will come from this garbage franchise:

Ryan Poles trades away a third round pick to the Dolphins for Ricky Williams?

They fire the linebackers coach for running a counterfeit Hello Kitty backpack ring out of Halas hall?

Matt Eberflus reveals the HITS principle part 2 and when someone from the press asks what that is he just falls down and starts crying?

Fields returns to practice and his first throw hits Bageant in the head and causes him to fall into a coma?

Virginia mccaskey reveals Aaron rodgers does literally own the franchise and he turns around and sells it to Saudi Arabia?

Ryan Poles trades a first round pick to the chiefs for Patrick Mahomes’ dipshit brother?

Speculate wildly!