Of course her name is Cundy
That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.
It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.
What’s that squeaking?
It’s a bird!
It’s a rocking chair!
No, it’s…
*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*
Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.
Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.
Fixed that for you.
Hahahahahaja
No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.
I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.
That’s because she has money.
Nope.
You’re missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.
I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!
Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers
Ah like that character in Ted Lasso
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
at 6 in the morning
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Drop the bass
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.
Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.
And they say journalism is dead
Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?
This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant
You are American, right?
Ok I’ll try that in my car.
Not your car. Just your pussy
My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.
shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond
Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.
I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy
Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o
So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.
“you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”
