Breaking News: Jeff Bezos slightly altered his walking path today to avoid the bones of a deceased baby blue whale.

Solarpunk Reaction: IT’S WORKIKG, EVERYONE!

If they were really serious, they would shut down their energy intensive datacenters and pledge far more (like 25%) of their annual profit.

YAY the world is saved!

such wow. much climate halp.

isn’t it forbidden to use the word climate in US?

Don’t have to increase shareholder value if they’re all dead.

Not good enough. Alter your trajectory, or the money is meaningless.