Y’all Quaeda.
“no, no, you don’t get it. Jesus loves when you bomb children to force his arrival. It’s totally cool, with this one neat trick we can force our Lord and Savior to come. We just need to murder a few hundred million people. We’re the good guys though so it’s ok.”
Fuckin’ pile of freaks.
So… God is all powerful and the undisputed ruler of all creation, but somehow needs the United States bombs schools and hospitals?
Whoops, there I go again, trying to apply common sense to extreme religious beliefs.
Seems like the abrahamic religions breed death cults all over the world.
Not to get all conspiracy theological here, but if you view this through the lens that Paul as a Pharisee was the first mole in to revert pacifist commie teachings into war and death, then it all kind of makes sense. IRL Jesus (if there was one) had his 15 minutes and then his shit gets jacked immediately after he’s not around anymore.
Or humans are just chimps with guns and out evolution filled with murder applies pressure to kill others first and disincentives peace over the short-term, which is all we think about. You know, which ever you prefer.
Narrator: But none of them had actually read the Bible, and didn’t understand that no one had found a cow with all red hair, rebuilt the temple in Jerusalem, or seen the actual Antichrist, which were all things that had to happen first.
These people are fucking stupid, but, and I mean this in all sincerity, Jesus Fucking Christ, these people can’t even follow written instructions on how the end of the world works.
Christian zionists might be the dumbest fucks to ever come out of a religion.
George W Bush thought he was “on a mission from god”. I don’t trust anyone who really believes religious bullshit. Certainly shouldn’t have their fingers on the button. I’m not saying being atheist makes a person good, just that being religious shows a certain superstitious cognitive weakness.
and bush comes from a rich MAINE family, who moved to texas to cosplay as a “rural cowboy” to get support.




