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Oh the grand old duke of York
He heard his subjects often likened him to pork
He raped children
He raped children
He is so much more than just a dork
While accurate it doesn’t really fit the tune
How do you sing those bars?
It’s a bit like this
I once knew a prince of York
Who sailed to a Virgin port
And couldn’t keep his pork
in his pants and his friends said hey stop fucking kids in public because you’re kind of ruining it for the rest of us.





